Cunt-inuing Source of Inspiration

kokoronokumo:

IM CRYING BECAUSE NOT ONLY WAS THERE REALLY A DAVE AND JADE UNDER THE BOOTH’S TABLE BUT

DAVE

DAVE WAS DRAWING

IN THE DARKNESS. BENEATH THAT TABLE

WITH SHADES ON

Getting on Neopets again was a terrible, terrible idea…

Sammy, what would you title your autobiography?
Anonymous

What The Actual Fuck Past Me God Damn It

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

unfierce:

did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them

I JUST GOT INTO MY MAIN NEOPETS ACCOUNT I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO REMEMBER THE BIRTHDAY ON THAT FOR MONTHS OH SWEET JESUS THANK YOU.

DID YOU MISS ME SWEET BABIES OH GOODNESS.

edwarddteachmehowtobuggy:

Hello! As of today, I’ve reached 300 followers, and to commemorate this momentous occasion, I’m hosting a giveaway! 

What you’ll win

  • Any figure from amazon (or any other reliable figure site) worth up to 50 USD (shipping not included)
  • Any wig from a reliable site up to 35 USD (shipping not included)
  • I’ll commission a piece for you, anything you want!

You don’t have to be following me, but if you do, and you win, you’ll get an extra special something at the end! Shipping internationally will not be an issue!

It will end on June 30 at 11:59 EST, and I will be picking a winner immediately after using a random number generator. Likes don’t count, only reblogs, and as many times as you want (without upsetting your followers)! Sideblogs are fine, but not giveaway blogs. 

Make sure you keep your ask boxes open, as that is how I’ll be contacting you! I will wait three days after the giveaway ends. If you do not answer by July 3, I will be picking a different winner.

Thank you, and good luck! >uo

Maybe if I start really early I’ll actually get some. People just don’t care about my personal life anymore le sign. unu

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!